Bluntness

Sometimes I wonder where my bluntness came from. I used to be so afraid of what people thought and worries so much about my reputation...what happened? Somewhere along the line I stopped caring I guess. But did I really stop being afraid, or did I just start trying too hard to impress people? Is it all just my attempt to be more popular and make people like me? Is it just me trying to get laughs and have that shock factor? I know I take pride in not being ultra conservative, but is this just a manifestation of that pride? Sometimes I wonder...

I am at the Larkin's abode right now chilling in Claire's old room. It is as

--THERE'S A BUG ON MY ARM GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

--pink as a freshly spanked baby's bottom. There was a centipede in the bathroom on Christine's birthday. Ellen's hair hurts. Who knew dead skin cells could feel pain? I guess you learn something new every day. Christine is singing a song about "a la mode"...wow. I was violated by an ant...figure that one out, I dare you.

My lil' brother's

--WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING MY HAIR

--hair look's like Princess Leia's hair...

--BUBBLE WRAPPING PAPER!

type fail

--which is as light and fluffy as a poodle filled with helium. My hair is now full of Christine's germs. Claire is in the bathroom...which she is not supposed to be in. Man, the poor kid just wants to take a dump and now she's locked in...dude what's up with this house?!

we should watch Swan Princess before Steen has a conniption...(ps Ellen-who made up the nickname--spells it 'Stien--so therefore "'Stien" is right.)

--OH MY GOSH MY SISTER'S A FREAKING GERMAN NAZI SCHNELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--Claire feels the need to announce that "Stein the freaking German Nazi" is wrapping her in bubble wrap. Ellen is helping. They're taping her in it. She thinks it's super funny......HAHAHAHAHAHA if only she knew that they're probably going to leave her in the bathtub and start the water....mwaaaahahahahaha.

off we go!

Ode to the Larkinators

Oh Ellen my dear
My heart you do cheer

Lactose-free smoothies we indulge in without care
If not for your brothers we could eat them in our underwear!

Child appropriate movies we've watched many-a-time
I still love you even though you cannot really rhyme

Steen my love
You're sent from above

Scene It you don't win
But you play with a grin

When I am not home
You have to deal with mom and dad all alone

Guess what you two!!
I really love you ;)